Student: can you hear Jesus?
Me: no, why?
Student: my mom says she can hear Jesus if you’re really quiet
Me: oh? Really?
The rest of the class: we want to hear him, let’s all be quiet to see if we can hear him.
Me: uh… How about we do this during “quiet time?!”
The rear of the class: dead silent
Me: ugh… Ok line up!
The rest of the class: shhh!